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who_la_hoop Author Extraordinaire 9 Recommended Works The Tarheel Writer - On the Web since 24 February 2003. Celebrating 21 Years on the Internet! Tarheel Home Page |
Since 2017, I've been reading the works by who_la_hoop and I'm so glad I did. What a sense of humour!?! With a sub-title like "Or, an Unfortunate Incident with a Traffic Cone and a Policeman’s Helmet," you can see right away that in for an entertaining read. who_la_hoop also has the ability to write some very steamy scenes. You'll be a fan, I'm sure. Enjoy!
Recommendations are presented in alphabetical order.
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"101 Ways to Heal Your Wizarding Woes"
(Or, an Unfortunate Incident with a Traffic Cone and a Policeman’s Helmet)
by who_la_hoop
Link verified to ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/users/who_la_hoop on 13 July 2023
Post Hogwarts/Trainee Auror Potter
1 Chapter (26,471 words)
Completed 1 December 2007
Added 9 February 2017 (archived-pdf)
Harry is a trainee Auror, and Draco is living at Malfoy Manor, bored and petulant with nothing to do, and no career prospects. Draco's attempt to heal himself via Muggle psychology – including writing a series of 'why I hate you' letters to Harry – backfires when an overanxious house elf delivers the results to Harry. Harry is bemused, Draco is angry and together they have a lot of issues to work out.
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"A Tale of Two Tents"
by who_la_hoop
Link verified to ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/who_la_hoop on 13 July 2023
Post Hogwarts/Next Generation
1 Chapter (10,287 words)
Completed 30 March 2009
Added 9 February 2017 (archived-pdf)
When Scorpius and Al take their parent's rivalry to a whole new level, Hogwarts is forced to intervene. Or, how Harry and Draco went camping, encountered mud, and managed to survive with all their limbs intact.
This is the most entertaining and funny story I've read in quite some time. Read it and be ready to laugh yer arse off!
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The Enemy Series PART ONE
"How to Handle an Enemy"
by who_la_hoop
Link verified to ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/users/who_la_hoop on 14 July 2023
Post War/Hogwarts 7th Year/Very Sexually Descriptive
1 Chapter (7,494 words)
Completed 1 May 2008
Added 9 February 2017 (archived-pdf)
Everyone knows that it's no fun playing truth or dare with a Slytherin. But add a little Veritaserum, a scheming duo of Slytherin girls and surprising things can be revealed. Particularly about the fine line between love and hate ...
It's pure dripping sex ... and it was fun! Really nice (hot) read.
The Enemy Series PART TWO
"Turnabout is Fair Play"
by who_la_hoop
Link verified to ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/users/who_la_hoop on 14 July 2023
Post War/Hogwarts 7th Year/Very Sexually Descriptive
1 Chapter (10,931 words)
Completed 4 November 2012
Added 9 February 2017 (archived-pdf)
After a – cough – revealing game of truth or dare instigated by his fellow Slytherins, Draco Malfoy finds himself in possession of a) the interesting knowledge that a certain Gryffindor horror may not be as immune to his personal charms as hitherto suspected and b) the password to the Gryffindor Tower. But Draco makes a fundamental error when he decides to make use of these facts.
It's more pure sex ... and it was still fun!
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"The Potter-Malfoy Problem"
by who_la_hoop
Link verified to ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/who_la_hoop on 16 July 2018
Hogwarts/Room of Requirement/Pirates
1 Chapter (28,939 words)
Completed 28 December 2008
Added 9 February 2017 (archived-pdf)
The room of requirement's gone mad — at least, that's what Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy 'requires' him, of all people, but why does it keep dragging Harry there like he's some kind of furniture, every time Malfoy enters it? Throw in Pansy the pervert and a clipboard-wielding Hermione, and things can only go from bad to worse. And that's not even mentioning the pirates ...
I was laughing my ass off with some of the lines in this story one minute and panting almost breathlessly from the really hot sex the next minute. I think you'll enjoy this story.
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"The Rabbit and the God"
by who_la_hoop
Link verified to ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/who_la_hoop on 17 July 2023
Post Hogwarts/Auror Potter
1 Chapter (19,122 words)
Completed 25 May 2008
Added 9 February 2017 (archived-pdf)
When Draco Malfoy goes missing, in the most peculiar of ways, frustrated Auror-in-training Harry Potter goes on a search for his absentee enemy that leads him to Muggle Japan – and to a mystery that will take more than magic to solve. The day Draco Malfoy disappeared was notable only for the fact that no-one noticed. They couldn’t. They no longer remembered that he ever existed.
A very nice twist on the HP/DM plot bunny. I enjoyed it.
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"The Sleeping Beauty Curse"
by who_la_hoop
Link verified to ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/who_la_hoop on 25 June 2023
Post Hogwarts/Post War/Explicit Sex/Forced Bonding/Magical Sex Toys (Yea!)
23 Chapters (152,548 words)
Completed 23 December 2017
Added 26 Dec 2017 (archived-pdf)
When Draco Malfoy falls into a cursed sleep and can only be woken – at least, according to the Daily Prophet, that impeccable source of truth – by ‘true love’s kiss’, Harry Potter knows there’s no way on earth he’s the answer to this particular riddle. Is he . . .?
OMG, what an awesome story! Read it, you will love it just as I do.
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"Star Quality"by who_la_hoop
Link verified to ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/who_la_hoop 24 April 2024
Wish Magic/Draco Malfoy a Muggle Teen Pop Star
15 Chapters (118,607 words)
Completed 31 December 2018
Added 24 April 2024 (archived-pdf)
Two years after the war, and Harry’s content with his life. OK, so it’s a little annoying that he keeps winning Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, and he’s really not looking forward to the unveiling of an enormous gold statue of himself, but he loves his friends, and he loves being an Auror. And if he yearns for something more, something he can barely bring himself to think about, well, he’ll probably get over it. No one’s happy all the time, are they? But then everything changes, and Harry’s thrown into a new and dazzling world he’s not sure he can actually escape from. And as time goes on, he starts to wonder: does he actually want to?
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"Tea and No Sympathy"
by who_la_hoop
Link verified to ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/who_la_hoop on 28 June 2023
Post Hogwarts/Time Loop (ah la "Ground Hog Day")
11 Chapters (70,045 words)
Completed 23 December 2014
Added 10 January 2017 (archived-pdf)
It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
NOTE: If you like this story, check out "Groundhog Day" by Sprout2012, also listed on this page.
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"Written on the Heart"
by who_la_hoop
Link verified to ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/pseuds/who_la_hoop on 3 July 2023Hogwarts 8th Year
20 Chapters (113,984 words)
Completed 31 December 2016
Added 22 January 2017 (archived-pdf)
Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.
When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?
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