Okay. This was my original A Hogwarts Honeymoon story. I planned on something quite a bit darker, but after reading what I had, I decided I didn’t want to go in that direction at all. So it begins very much as the newer version did. A lot of the same things occur: the bike ride, the barn. But the big difference picks up when Harry and Draco go to the gay dance club. If you want, you can skip to that. Draco goes to the loo and then it all changes, subtly at first and then...